I think this list needs no explanation.
- You've finally had to abolish your "If it's yellow let it mellow..." rule.
- You wonder how much fiber a Big Mac has.
- You no longer snicker while reading the Bible verse Jerimiah 4:19 "My bowels, my bowels! I am pained at my very heart...."
- You had a 42" LCD TV/DVD combo installed in your bathroom, and watched the whole Star Wars Trilogy in one sitting.
- When the neighbor's dog does his business on your lawn, instead of chasing him away, you break down crying.
- You dream you are on a theme park log ride and get jammed up before the big drop off.
- When you walk you notice your toes are pointing out.
- You buy your hemorrhoid cream at Costco.
- You've actually eaten a prune based dessert.
- You are still using toilet paper you bought for the Y2K scare.
I think this list needs no explanation.
6 comments:
Seriously!! Is this from personal experiences?
Where do you think I write this stuff?
Erica...sadly...it's all true. Just pity me, I have to live with him.
Just kidding sweetie. Anyway, constipation was much better than post-burrito, but don't worry, I won't tell anyone.
whoops.
that is so funny, I love the log ride one!
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