Top Ten Reasons Wives Love to Scrapbook

My wife is heading to a scrapbooking retreat in a week and leaving me alone with the kids for 4 days. In honor of all the wives out there who love to scrapbook, I've compiled this top ten list from a male's perspective.

1. How can a husband argue about $200 dollars being spent to forever capture Timmy's first time going potty?
2. Four words: interchangeable die cutting machine. Arrh! Arrh!
3. A scrapbook can become a valuable historical document: "And here is our trip to the zoo, when your Dad had to work! And here is our trip to the fun park, when your Dad had to work!"
4. Pictures don't talk back, complain, or wet their pants.
5. An opportunity to "stamp" on your husband's face!
6. Without scrapbooking such valuable inventions as the glue stick holster may have never been invented, then where would we be?
7. A great way to overcome an addiction is to develop a new one.
8. Finally there is a creative use for all that pesky pet hair that collects around the house. "Look at the cute little Eskimo jacket I made you!"
9. With a bucket of 50 decorative scissors the kids’ sandwiches have taken on a whole new life. "Should I eat it or frame it?"
10. If you get a paper cut it is acid free!