Monday, January 5, 2009

Cuddle Crazy

Tonight I told the kids that the first one to get their pajamas on, brush their teeth, and get into bed would get a special cuddle from their daddy. I know that doesn't sound like a great incentive, but our little Sadie, who is three, rushed to get ready for bed.

I was feeling pretty good about myself that she was so modivated to get a cuddle from her dad. I asked her, "So you really like to cuddle with your dad don't you?" She replied, "No, I just like to cuddle people!" I'm not feeling so special right now, and I'm trying to figure out how I can keep her from dating till she is thirty or so.

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Top Ten Poor Career Choices for the Millennium

The other day I was talking with some friends about the Millennium. Somehow we got on the topic of which careers would not be needed, when it comes. I thought our list was a pretty good start. Can you think of any more?

  1. Butcher

  2. Lawyer

  3. Adult Movie Star

  4. Doctor

  5. Grave Digger

  6. False Prophet

  7. Rabbi

  8. Police Officer

  9. President/King/Military Commander

  10. Lion Tamer
P.S. One of my resolutions is to blog more in the new year. I'll try to do better than I have the past couple months.